Merry Christmas! – week 49

Week forty-nine that is the longest Un-interrupted spree of anything I can remember. This post will most likely be a pivotal point as I hand in my one year report on Monday.

As you may be aware, because I have been whining about it for what feels like six months, I have to hand in a report that is the deciding factor as to whether I can carry on studying for three further years or leave with a simple masters degree.

One of my issues, among many, is that I get bored of reading my work quite quickly and have pretty much lost all interest by this point. There are still a few days of editing and last minute additions to go. Here is a graph of my attitude towards my work when a deadline approaches.

As you can see from the figure, there is an increase in effort up to roughly one month before the deadline. Then I lose enthusiasm as the deadline approaches. Well, folks, I am at the last point where my enthusiasm is very low, I am sick of reading my work and can’t wait to hand it in. They say a thesis is never finished; it is just abandoned. That is how I feel with all work, to be honest.

It will be great to have the life back where I can, spend my weekends relaxing and exploring rather than sitting at my computer finding things to distract me from my work.

In the week of a PhD student, there has not been much to talk about this week. I did do one thing that was slightly interesting. I may be pushing the boundaries of the acceptability for the use of the word interesting, but I did some microbiology!

I had done some micro before, during my undergraduate studies, and thoroughly hated it. The reason I am doing it now is that my supervisor said I should, and I agreed. It may give us some useful data. I had forgotten how much was involved in cultivating microorganisms. I had remembered that something’s had to be sterilised but hadn’t realised that absolutely everything needed to be sterilised and that a special maximum recovery diluent needed to be sterilised and used. So most of the effort of the experiment was spent on sterilising everything. I quickly remembered why I am not too fond of micro work.

The experiment went okay, albeit a few days later than I expected due to the need for sterilising everything. I am going to repeat it in a few weeks to see how much worse the samples have become and hopefully capture the entire range I would expect to find in real-world situations. I will think about that when it comes to it.

Wish me luck people, next time I talk to you I will have handed in my report and had my viva. Although as this was written three months ago, I probably won’t remember what it was like.

The Christmas quiz – week ten as a PhD student.

You can see how long the delay is in these posts based on the content of this one!

Week 10, or as Apple would call it, week X. I am aiming for 300 words or fewer this week. I finished my program! I can now just point it to a directory of images, and it will analyse them all automatically for me. I think I will leave it there in terms of development, as I think I need to produce some results from my experiments. I may, however, work on a GUI in my own time and release if for other people to use and improve. This week, it was the Christmas party part one, part two is in two weeks. It was my first party with academics, I know what you’re thinking, but it turns out it was very similar to any other Christmas party. As a new PhD, there was one significant difference between an academic party and the standard work party. The difference was that I was definitely the weakest link as far as the quiz is concerned, especially as a fair few of the questions were about the professors. I did win the Jenga tower building challenge for my team; alas, it still wasn’t enough to win the quiz, I don’t know what position we finished in. All you need to know about a party with academics is that they are students who never stopped being students.

Next week I am going skiing, so there will not really be anything to report back. I am going to stay at my parent’s little ski shack in Slovakia, so nothing too extravagant. I don’t feel too good about going, mostly as I am going to be missing a few important meetings. Imagine that. Skiing used to be my biggest passions, I would spend 90% of my time inside the park, flipping and grinding anything I could or couldn’t. The further I have come through academia the less willing I am to take risks, I wonder if this is normal?

I will sign off here, I have failed to do it in 300 words, but oh well. I hope to have something interesting to talk about next time.